how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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