I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
she looked like the before picture.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Randomize
