Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Im part way to drunk.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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