whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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