Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
Randomize
