I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Everclear isn't food dammit
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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