i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
