we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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