We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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I need you to use more vowels.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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