Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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