My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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