The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
