what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Enjoy the penises
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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