This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
