The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Just invented taco cereal.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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