VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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