I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
where are you?
Hypothermia
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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