have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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