Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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