Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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