I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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