Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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