That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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