rhymes with "ouble enetration"
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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