Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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