You surviving the open bar?
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so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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