do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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