It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Shame is for Republicans.
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