p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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