Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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