Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
