So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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