Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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