We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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