Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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