I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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