i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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