So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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