The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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