He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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