she looked like the bat from fern gully.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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