I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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