I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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