Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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