Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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