I'm laying in your front yard are you home
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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