I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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