Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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