Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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