Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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