I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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