: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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