***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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