Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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